December 12

Judy, as you know, is Mrs. Christmas. Before entering the hospital back in early October, she had most of her stocking stuffers purchased. Judy's sister, Audrey, took the Christmas stockings and the stuffers up to the hospital today so Judy could stuff the stockings to perfection. Earlier in the day when during my visit with the Queen, Judy and I discussed the logistics of performing a practice run to our home during the week. We have determined who will be involved in the heist, the escape vehicle, pick up times when the nurses will have their heads turned, escape routes to our home, and the strategy for returning the loot to her penthouse suite at RUH. We also discussed repeat performances of the heist on Christmas Eve, Christmas Morn, and Christmas Dinner. Judy, of course, is the ringleader in this major operation. I will let you know later in the week if we get caught.